Literature
PIRATE PARODY
POTC Parody Script
Mini Elizabeth: Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates' life for me...we pilfer…we… eh…what was my line again? Oh, never mind, now I'm about to be surprised by some old dude's hand.
Gibbs: Blast, you heard me...oh well. :: Places hand on her shoulder:: Ok, listen up missy, its bad luck singing about pirates
Norrington: Hey, back away from the girl!
Gibbs: Oh, shut up. Its bad enough that you fall for some girl who's about 10 years younger than you…sheesh ::Walks off grumbling::
Mini Elizabeth: Umm...whatever...anyway...uh...what was my line again? Oh right, I think it would be fascinating to meet a pirate.
Norrington: Yeah, right, i